There's no denying it, I'm a hopeless food junkie bound for a triple heart bypass sometime within the next 20 years. So, might as well gorge myself silly while I'm still able to! :)
Here's what I had for dinner today:
An exquisitely succulent hunk of roast beef seasoned with thyme and garlic....
And here it is, in all its sliced-up glory, smothered in a pool of liquid fat a.k.a. gravy. Note that I'm a Cinapek, so good ol' taters and Yorkshire Pudding have been replaced with 'white lice' :p
The laws of gluttony dictate that dessert MUST follow to round off everything (quite literally). And by dessert, I don't mean one of those hopelessly dainty petits fours. I'm thinking more in terms of something that carries a Surgeon General's health warning. Something with mountains of sugar in it. And rivers of lard. Oh yes. 
Why, look! A giant bowl of peanut butter and choc chip cookie dough just appeared on the kitchen counter! Out of thin air! What an utterly fantastic coincidence!
Needless to say, I got cracking. And here are the results:
187 cookies. All for myself! Life is good! :)
Nah, I'm just crapping here. Shiok sendiri. The cookies are actually meant for OCF. So, if any of you OCFers are reading this, please ignore my earlier comments about the 'sugar mountains' and 'lard rivers'. I personally guarantee you guys won't get fat. yes you will and soon I'll be the thinnest person in OCF bwahahaha!!!
Wow 1.30 a.m. already??!! This is Erwin then, signing out!
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