Connection Blues :(

At this point, I have slugged it out for roughly 7 weeks without an internet connection at home :( So, I'm typing this at 1 a.m. in a cybercafe... honestly speaking, I'm almost in **aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh-must-punch-someone-and-skin-their-pet-dog ** mode right now, this being the longest period I've ever been without the internet since my computer-free days of long looooong ago....

All of which means I'm hopelessly out of touch with the outside world. Who knows what's going on out there? Maybe they just discovered that bird flu is good for health! Or armpit hair trousers could have just become the latest fashion craze! Perhaps all this while it's been the water in Adelaide that's making most of us so lame! Heck, Thambi Mat bin Ah Beng might have suddenly been elected as the new Malaysian PM and I wouldn't have the slightest clue....

Not only that, it's crap to have 30+ new messages in my uni email account when I finally manage to check it, and it's crap having to delete most of them one by one because they are mostly about crappy stuff like advanced works notices, and it's crap having to do my banking in uni and risk having my account siphoned off by some loser looking over my shoulder, and it's crap not being able to go on msn at night, and it's crap not being able to upload new nonsensical pictures that I have been planning to post on this blog for ages, and it's crap having to use the word 'crap' so many times in one paragraph!!! **Deep breath** :p

I feel guilty la, getting all riled up over something that trivial. Why am I not as distressed whenever I fail to set aside time for Him, or whenever I try to hide my face from Him? Surely our connection is a gadzillion fillion dillion quatrillion times more important than a mere internet connection! And if He has promised to be there for me no matter what, and I act in this manner, how heartbroken He must be....

Sigh I feel like a total gundu... someone knock me hard on the head please....

Random Quotes

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- Wei Jin, upon spotting a flyer titled 'Lost: Two TONE gold earring'



"Aiya.... It's part of a pig!!!"
- Adrian Bock, describing the word 'pigment' in a game of Taboo




"Hey Adeline, would you like to chip in for the surprise birthday par... (pauses for 3 seconds)... oh... oops"
- Kian Choy, totally forgetting who the birthday girl was




"Huh? It's not from the Kiwi Bird meh?"
- Shirley Ng, trying to understand where Kiwifruits come from




"Huh? It's not from the backside meh?"
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"Nipplely man I met, he ate my motorboat!!"
- Some random Indian actor dude (get over it Erwin!!)